pizza: rockandkrull: pizza: i don’t understand why parents say ‘i’m very disappointed in you’ like i don’t care i’m very disappointed that mcdonalds doesn’t deliver but u don’t hear me complaining about it actually in new york they deliver so whats your excuse i live in australia and im 103% sure they don’t deliver from new york to australia so whats YOUR excuse for leaving a shitty...
psyducked: someone telling me to calm down when I was already calm unleashes a fury that not even hell can contain
justcalmyourvagina: I must stop staring awkwardly at cute girls
chivalrousgambler: sabrinagrimm: sabrinagrimm: me huntin for the pussy SSTOP REBLOGGING THIS I’M A STRAIGHT 14 YEAR OLD WHITE GIRL Not anymore now you’re an adult-sized gynephiliac skeleton creeping eternally in a white expanse hunting for some choice vaginas. You made your bed now lie in it.
exit the womb they said life will be great they said
How to get over the death of a fictional character
itwastitledkillorder: You don’t ever
annoyingtwink: yahoo yaho aho ho how how a how ab how abo how abou how about how about n how about no
vaspim: Special thanks to all the 10 year olds out there for making all those music lyric videos on Youtube
What girls say: I'm fine
What girls mean: I'm too embarrassed to ask for water from your mom because this is the first time I've been over and she's asked me like 500 times if I wanted any and I've been saying no but I'm dying of thirst
hate: it doesn’t matter how much sleep i get i will always be tired
jesuschristvevo: i dont date in high school because no one is rich yet so whats the point